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Mama's Princess is Daddy's Beloved
by Scarlet_Shine
“Ms. Li Xue, you are pregnant!” said the doctor as she handed the pregnancy report that has clearly come positive. Li Xue didn’t know how to react to the news. She had come all prepared to take the virginity test and prove to the world that all their accusations were false. She was all sure that of her virginity being intact, then how was her pregnancy even possible? This is the story of a woman, Li Xue, who has worked hard to build her modelling career. She wasn’t from a rich family where every…
Not your typical baby mama
by Miabella265
All Amy needed to do was get away from her pursuers. The last thing she thought she'd encounter was being kidnapped, drugged and offered to some smelly fat old man.But no, he wasn't any of that. Zach was simply a god. And he was drugged, just like her. It could be the drugs or she just genuinely found him irresistible. And to her luck, he didn't resist her when she made a move on him. When she found out how much of a beast he was in bed, she wasn't complaining. But she knew they were not suppose…
Verworrene Herzen - Die Baby-Mama des Alphas
by Ejiofor_Dorcas
"Dachtest du, wenn du mich heilst, würde ich dich mehr lieben?" Spöttisch packte er mich an den Haaren, während er mich zur Tür zog."Du tust mir weh, Xavier", weinte ich und schlug schwach gegen ihn. Es gab nicht viel, was ich tun konnte."Wenn ich dich jemals auch nur einen Zentimeter in meiner Nähe sehe", warf er mich gegen die Wand, "werde ich die Konsequenzen verdammen und dich töten.***Mein Gefährte und ich waren dazu bestimmt, einander zu hassen, nur ein Akt wahrer Liebe oder Selbstlosigkei…
Tangled Hearts - The Alpha's Baby Mama
by Ejiofor_Dorcas
"Did you think healing me would make me love you more?" He scoffed grabbing my hair as he pulled me towards the door. "You're hurting me, Xavier," I cried beating against him weakly. There was not much I could do. "If I ever see you an inch close to me," He threw me against the wall "I'll damn the consequences and kill you,". ***My mate and I were destined to hate each other, only an act of true love or selflessness from the stronger mate could set our destines on the right path but for seven ye…
Corações Enredados - A Mama do Bebê do Alfa
by Ejiofor_Dorcas
"Você achou que me curar faria com que eu te amasse mais?" Ele zombou, agarrando meu cabelo enquanto me arrastava em direção à porta."Você está me machucando, Xavier," eu chorei, batendo nele fracamente. Não havia muito que eu pudesse fazer."Se eu te ver a uma polegada de distância de mim," Ele me jogou contra a parede "Eu desafio as consequências e te mato,".***Minha companheira e eu estávamos destinados a nos odiar, apenas um ato de amor verdadeiro ou altruísmo do companheiro mais forte poderi…
Muerte... y yo
by Suiyan
Muerte... y yo######Lee el primer capítulo. Tal vez te guste. ;)
Suami Pungutan Mama
by Uvieyy
Warning 21+ penuh nafsu ops... yang di bawah umur harap menyingkir. ssssssstKhaibar. Seorang lelaki yang mencari rongsokan untuk memenuhi kebutuhan hidup dirinya dan ibunya yang sakit-sakitan setelah ia ter-PHK dan sulit untuk mencari pekerjaan lagi. Ia bertemu dengan wanita paruh baya saat sedang mengais tempat sampah untuk mencari botol bekas. Wanita itu menatapinya sedari tadi lalu tersenyum ke arahnya. "Nak, sudikah kau menikah dengan anakku? Berapapun kau meminta uang akan aku kasih!" pinta…
So Pure, So Flirtatious
by Fishman The Second
Yang Ming is an underachiever in high school. Unmotivated, he skips class to shoot pool, cheats on his exams and gets into fights. However, by an act of goodwill and fate, he obtains some high-tech contact lenses that give him superpowers. Together with his gangster street-smarts and ruthless fighting skills, it doesn't take long for him dramatically change his life for the better.As his journey unfolds, he battles against society's big guns and attempts to bring justice into an unjust world. Al…
Not-So an Extra
by Admirably_
Suddenly being thrown into the novel's world and possessing a pretty much fucked up character made him have no choice but to continue his life as a new identity.And just like any sane person who transmigrated into a book, of course, he would destroy every red flag that stood in his way.Yet, unbeknownst to him, every single thing he did was just wrecking the storyline more and even more; to the point that the plot had become utterly screwed, thanks to him.=====A/N: This novel is heavily inspired …
Poor Little Rich Boy
by Katey Hawthorne
Ted MacTaggart's overbearing father is still trying to control his life, even from the grave. His will insists that, in order to inherit the family company, MAC Superior, Ted must be married by his twenty-fifth birthday -- and the marriage has to be "real." As in the board of MAC has to sign off on it.<br><br>Ted could fight the will, but then the handsome, artistic Ryan Costa, an old friend from school days walks back into his life, offering to be his groom-of-convenience. Ted draws up the cont…
Mama's Boy
by A.C. Katt
Chase Summers spends his time writing gay romance and chauffeuring his mama around town. One day after taking her to breakfast, lunch, and four supermarkets, Chase has had enough. It doesn't hurt that he met a handsome stranger over a can of green beans and wants to explore the possibilities without his mama's interference.
Awas, Papa! Mama Mau Membunuhmu!!
by VorstinStory
Qiao Anxia seorang assassin dengan masa lalu kelam. Suatu hari berniat merebut suami dari musuhnya bebuyutannya. Kehilangan malam pertama hanya demi balas dendam namun...yang ia tiduri adalah saudara suami musuhnya?? Richard Calvin, pria yang terkenal sebagi hero bagi para korban ketidakadilan para penguasa.Apa jadinya ketika kedua orang bertolak belakang ini menikah hanya karena seorang anak jenius yang imut serta menyenangkan ingin menjodohkan mereka. Dan anak itu adalah hasil pembuahan mereka…
Billionare's Escaped Baby Mama: Seductress On The Run
by Bloodrose_7
Five years ago, everything shattered.An accident. A baby. A goodbye with no turning back.She vanished from the world she once knew, pregnant and alone.No degree. No future.Just her, a secondhand car, and a daughter who calls her “mama” between cheap takeout meals and midnight Didi runs.By day, she's invisible.By night, she drives circles around a city that’s too big for broken dreams.She’s used to passengers coming and going, until he gets in her car.The man she once loved. The father of her chi…
Dragon Poor
by Geulump
He fell into this world without knowing why and became a dragon rider.“There are no dragons in this world.”There was magic, there were spirits, and there were monsters. There just weren’t any dragons.However, there was no way in the world he could just give up and die.And one day, a voice spoke in his head.[I will guide you until the day you are truly worthy.]
Tante, mau kan jadi Mamaku?
by Amih Lilis
Aku Intan Mulia Mardani. Mahasiswi tengah semester, tiba-tiba punya tetangga seorang duda yang gantengnya gak kaleng-kaleng. Mahardika Akbar Fahreza.Sayangnya, tuh duda punya anak nakalnya naudzubillah, yang tiap hari bikin aku naik darah. Ratu Isabella namanya.Membuat aku mikir 1000x untuk sekedar menggoda Ayah gantengnya. Karena aku gak mau mati muda menghadapi Si Bella ini.Meski ternyata Bella sudah menargetkan aku menjadi ibu sambungnya. Aku tetap bersikeras menolak, demi masa depanku yang m…
yo mama is coming over
by Thekingof
unfortunately for me it’s a very long drive to the iu so I don’t have to go back and forth with the other person to get it to done and it doesn’t work for me either way I just want the other person in the same way ethat way I don’t have the same thing I have to go back in the same time I have to get it done I don’t have know how much to spend on it and it’s a bit eeeeeee
Mama Bear- Anna’s Story
by Cendrillon1996
It’s not unknown for vampires to raise their own mates, it happens, they are immortals, they live forever. Anna is a kitten shifter, being raised by her own daddy, James, a vampire lord, he’s ancient, the master of his house and family. Mathew joined the coven newly, he belong to the family but been staying with his mother until now. Moving in, he knew nothing about the house, the rules, but he did find out his mate or maybe two. This is a ddlg/cgl/age regression. Whatever you wanna call it, you…
Tangled Hearts - Mama Bayi Alfa
by Ejiofor_Dorcas
"Kamu pikir dengan menyembuhkanku akan membuatku lebih mencintaimu?" Dia mencemooh sambil menarik rambutku keras-keras saat ia menyeretku menuju pintu."Kamu menyakitiku, Xavier," aku menangis memukul-mukulnya dengan lemah. Tak banyak yang bisa kulakukan."Jika aku melihatmu sedekat satu inci dari diriku lagi," dia melemparku ke dinding "aku akan melupakan konsekuensinya dan membunuhmu,".***Pasangan dan aku memang ditakdirkan untuk saling membenci, hanya tindakan cinta sejati atau pengorbanan dari…